My Spin on the "New" He is not so into you book

If you have not heard about the book it is a "new" way for woman to think about their relationships!
Bull Bull bull! Woman use your head!!!!!!!!! Geeesh! ( mind you I am not an expert but I know that some of you are not thinking at all)
Ok yes I know you want to be with your MAN and he is just so cool and you like to go to the "club" and get your drink on.... Wake up!
I am so tired of woman complaining out people that they should know...their men! Here are my "he/or she is not so into you" signs (I really have gotten the best ones from my wedding boards sadly and I can not vent there.)

He is not so into you if.....

> Your fiancée of one and half years invites his pregnant ex to your wedding.

> You notice that the lipstick in his back seat is not yours.

> After the first meeting and date with him you sleep with him.... (Men think you are a tramp!!!! *Sorry side note... Women what the hell are you thinking hmmm!?! You are trash! If you sleep with a total stranger after they buy you dinner and a movie!)

>You try to stop by their house and they are not home but their sister is (you are dating an only child)

> When the apartment that he shares with his female roommate only has one bedroom.

> (This one shocks me to no end) After he cheats on you several times, tells you that He is not into you and you still stay and wonder why he so mean....whaaaa! If this is you and you have children involved... you are an awful person!

> When he says he is really sorry for (example:) Kissing, hugging (not as a friend), and humm! With that girl...and it was because he was drunk! I do not buy this for a second!

...I think if I go any further is will sound like I have gone off the deep end so I will stop.

Key things to remember:

* Be happy

* Be yourself

* You are a complete person alone! You do not need someone to make you complete! *

Set up your "deal breakers" and follow them.

(Thought... I wish my sister was reading this)

Second thought: If anyone is interested in a tall blonde who is currently single (I will actually have work on that ... where is a good place to hide a body) :)

HEEH VENT DONE