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Dear lady-on-her-cell-phone-backing-out-of EB Games the other day.
Yes I did almost run into you and yes I am a *Bleep!* I just can not figure out how you can cram yourself into a Jeep truck with a cup of Amys ice cream in one hand and a cell phone in the other up to your ear with a spoon hanging out of your mouth and drive all at the same time... and you also mouth the words "You bi###!! It really was amazing!
Dear School lady
Thank you for almost running into me this morning! I especially liked the look you gave me as you almost hit me and my daughter. I will make sure to return the favor.
Dear Lady who randomly called my cell phone today
Yes you did call the right number!
No this is not your boyfriends number!
Yes I am pretty sure!
*** She sounded like this was a normal part of her day calling her boyfriends cell catching him in the act.
Dear Lady who also called my cell phone BUT while I was on a confrence call this time!!
Oh really ?
Ok you will have to talk to my husband about that?
Oh ok we'll pay that right away!
*Click
(confrence call person) "Yes folks! lets make sure to Mute our phones while on this call...." "Right, ok lets get back to the session...."
(me) !!!!!!
! I swear I really thought I hit the mute button!
day is almost over and I am happy about that.